dd≠f4g

No turkey on Thanksgiving-

It was just

Read More

Welcome to Alaska!
Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored 20yo male seeking companion of similar age who knows how to smile and willingly exudes good vvibess for a friendship involving quiet drawing sessions in outdoor areas, writing/recording music on impulsive whims, eating out at odd hours of the day/night, accompanying the other to parties and gatherings for gain of social securities, cooking together in the least productive of ways, cat-naps, walking around downtown after dark, cultivating a deep affection for classical music and b-horror movies, wearing weird clothes, and driving around for barely any reason. If you love coffee, thats a plus. I’m lookin for a life changer. *must be passionate in all walks of life, feel foreign to Earth, and love dogs ****especially the part about loving dogs I really love dogs a lot
—>
I feel like a big old douchebag tonight (6.2.2012@10:04pm)
im dd
really
Did I ever tell you kids about the time my friend Josh and I took shrooms and had a wiccan ceremony? We weren’t paying attention to the candles after we were done (because we were watching Sesame Street) and they dripped all over my dark wood floor. A few months later, when I moved out, there was this big circle of candle wax and it looked mega fucking creepy. I left it there for my landlord to find- assuming she would think I was up to some satan shit while I was there. As it turns out, my apartment manager never told anybody I was there. There was barely any paper work- she did her job horribly and was fired. Months after leaving I began to receive calls for the company who owned the building claiming that they had been tracking me down for quite some time in order to find out where I was. So I imagine some guy went in there (my old Venice Beach pad) to ask the mystery tenant why he was not paying rent; only to find an empty room with a big candle wax circle in the middle of the floor. Good times.
chillin
Ppphhhbbbthhhhhhhhhhhhh